Friday, December 9, 2016

Dude, where's my car?

If you think you car was stolen for about 10 minutes after work, don't panic.  Call your wife.  You're probably baby tired and forgot that you took her car.

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Baby beats

It's really hard to take your son's crying seriously when he is farting at the same rhythm.

Monday, November 14, 2016

Full Proof Plan...most of the time.

Could have sworn I had a fool proo system. 

My plan:
Wait 5 minutes after a fart before changing him.  Gives him time to work the rest out so we don't waste diapers or effort.  It's brilliant really.  So after a large wet one, we listen to him grunting and squeezing so loud you can hear him in the next room, for at least 5 minutes.  Gotta listen closely too in case you miss a fart.  If there is a fart, reset the clock.  

Well, that doesn't always work. Changed his diaper, and luckily I got the other one on before a massive explosion.  Not a bad success rate though.  Perhaps make it 10 minutes next time?

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Write this down: 3 week olds can flip over during tummy time.  Especially if they used to be a ninja in their past life.

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Everybody poops

When people tell you baby poop doesn't smell until they start eating solid foods....they're lying to you.  It smells.  Good news is, you don't care.  As a former guidance counselor and community center director wrote...You eagerly await it.  When it happens it means their digestive tract works.

Note to self:

Note to self:

If you hold your infant at a decline...yes even a slight one...if he decides to's getting all over you.

Note to self

Note to self:

Babies don't speak english.  They also don't take visual cues.  Sneezing WILL scare the shit out of them.
Welcome to the world Leon.  10/4/16, weighing in at 5 lbs 15 oz & 19 inches long.  Leo the Lion.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Hapkido time

Just some Hapkido warm ups, kicks, and messing around.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010