Saturday, October 22, 2016

Everybody poops

When people tell you baby poop doesn't smell until they start eating solid foods....they're lying to you.  It smells.  Good news is, you don't care.  As a former guidance counselor and community center director wrote...You eagerly await it.  When it happens it means their digestive tract works.

Note to self:

Note to self:

If you hold your infant at a decline...yes even a slight one...if he decides to pee....it's getting all over you.

Note to self

Note to self:

Babies don't speak english.  They also don't take visual cues.  Sneezing WILL scare the shit out of them.
Welcome to the world Leon.  10/4/16, weighing in at 5 lbs 15 oz & 19 inches long.  Leo the Lion.